bangmejay:

#WhereIsJay #MaJAYcian #YupISaidIt #NewCareer

ha-ze:

do you ever think about what you have to do tomorrow and then you kinda just want to fall off the earth

best of felicity smoak in season 2

Stiles who wants people to smell boxers (3x12/4x12) 

slutty-ukes:

why do I still read youtube comments like have I not learned anything

I am trying to see things in perspective. My dog wants a bite of my peanut butter chocolate chip bagel. I know she cannot have this, because chocolate makes dogs very sick. My dog does not understand this. She pouts and wraps herself around my leg like a scarf and purrs and tries to convince me to give her just a tiny bit. When I do not give in, she eventually gives up and lays in the corner, under the piano, drooping and sad. I hope the universe has my best interest in mind like I have my dog’s. When I want something with my whole being, and the universe withholds it from me, I hope the universe thinks to herself: "Silly girl. She thinks this is what she wants, but she does not understand how it will hurt.

ourposeandsavior:

Singing “I love Scott McCall” to the tune of I Love Rock n Roll

internetmessiah:

Hello, 911? *twirls phone cord around finger* sooooo how was your day? Did you arrest any bad guys?…No you hang up first! Hello? 911?

vrixie:

irisannwest:

do you ever

do you ever just have

that one class

that one freaking class

that just depresses you when you think about it because

oh god you hate it so much

LB